Forrest Gump died and went to heaven, when he got to the pearly gates St Peter told him that new rules were in effect. Due to advanced education on earth, in order to gain admittance, a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begins with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is Gods first name?

Forrest thought for a few minutes and then answered.

1. The two days that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
3. God has two first names, Andy and Howard.

St Peter said O.K. that Today and Tomorrow start with "T" even though it's not the answer I was expecting, Your answer is correct, but how did you get that there are 12 seconds in a year, and why did you even think that God has two first names? Forrest responded, Well January 2^nd February 2^nd March 2^nd ……etc. O.K. St Peter said again, but what about Gods first name.. Forrest said, Well from the song " Andy walks with me Andy talks with me.." Then there is the prayer. Our father who art in heaven Howard be thy name…. St Peter said ok again and let him into heaven……