Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to come and try to I.D. the body.

Jim-Bob went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet, Jim-Bob said, "Yeh, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his ass and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba." The mortician didn't say anything

but thought that was kind of strange.

Then he brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body, and Billy-Joe looked at him and said, "Yeh, he's burnt real bad; roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Billy-joe looked down at his ass and said, "No, dat ain't Bubba."

"Yeh, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!"